Like many of you, I spent some time at a mall this weekend. I happened to be browsing in a Banana Republic store with my teenage son. While he was checking out the sunglasses, I saw this darling dress.
I adore gray wool, and the shape of this dress is a nice classic style that I love. Hm. I looked closely at the dress and saw the tag. I could not believe my eyes.
Sorry, the picture is bad. I’ll translate – the tag says Size 00. Double Zero. The dress is a Size 00.
Do you know what this means? It means that a Size 0 is too big for some women. It means there are women who get into a dressing room and try on a dress and sigh “Oh, dear, this Zero is just hanging off of me. I need a smaller size!”
While I was pondering this phenomenon, my son came over, ready to leave. I showed him the tag. He rolled his eyes. Then he pointed out that double zero means the same as regular zero, because 0+0=0, and 0x0=0, so the double zero thing is, basically, completely meaningless.
My son is an excellent math student.
Then we went to lunch at Red Robin. I ordered a delicious sandwich that came in a basket, and the basket had paper on it, and the paper had this writing on it.
OK, another bad picture. It says “Fries are far as the stomach can eat”. Does the double zero know about this offer?
At the mall, stores want you to wear a Size 00, but restaurants want you to stuff your face with unending fries. It's very confusing. This is why I tend to avoid malls.
I got the fruit salad instead. It was mighty tasty.